Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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