He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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