Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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