i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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