You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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