it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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