I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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