I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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