this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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