girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So. Much. Porn.
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