He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
my liver is dry heaving
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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