i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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