chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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