Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
home. puking in laundry basket.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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