Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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