What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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