all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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