Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize