Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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