when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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