he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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