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new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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