that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Even my vagina gasped.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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