And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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