YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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