its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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