Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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