I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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