HIV tests are more positive than that guy
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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