I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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