I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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