I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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