everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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