i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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