but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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