? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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