I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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