My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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