Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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