Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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