she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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