Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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