Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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