so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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