you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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