I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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