i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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