There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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