Bisexual people are plain selfish.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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