can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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