So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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