people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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