Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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