I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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