Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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